Okay Similac…

My daughter is absolutely thriving on your strange milkpaste.   I have no idea how this is possible, but I’m very thankful for it.

That said, you guys really need to do something about this…

**shudder**

See that?  Unacceptable.

It’s UTTERLY FRIGGIN’ IMPOSSIBLE to remove the sta-fresh foil liner from your tubs, in one smooth pull, without the above horrorshow happening.  I know this, because I’ve been trying diligently (some might say obsessively but this is an ugly word), for almost 6 months.

Haven’t even gotten close.

And for those of us who bend, ever so slightly, toward a visceral need for tidy completion?   Well we break out in hives when we’re tearing open a package and all of the foil doesn’t come off…

For examples on how to do this properly, please see Blue Diamond Almond cans, Marshmallow Fluff tubs and/or Beneful dog food.
Examples of what not to do, include aspirin containers, vitamin bottles, and Jif peanut butter jars.

plzfixkthx

j.s.