Rough Around the Edges

Okay Similac

My daughter is absolutely thriving on your strange milkpaste.   I have no idea how this is possible, but I’m very thankful for it.

That said, you guys really need to do something about this…


See that?  Unacceptable.

It’s UTTERLY FRIGGIN’ IMPOSSIBLE to remove the sta-fresh foil liner from your tubs, in one smooth pull, without the above horrorshow happening.  I know this, because I’ve been trying diligently (some might say obsessively but this is an ugly word), for almost 6 months.

Haven’t even gotten close.

And for those of us who bend, ever so slightly, toward a visceral need for tidy completion?   Well we break out in hives when we’re tearing open a package and all of the foil doesn’t come off…

For examples on how to do this properly, please see Blue Diamond Almond cans, Marshmallow Fluff tubs and/or Beneful dog food.
Examples of what not to do, include aspirin containers, vitamin bottles, and Jif peanut butter jars.



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