Oh! Good evening, Garçon!
Just perusing your menu here…
I’m leaning toward the organic oatmeal with an apple juice.
Are the sweet potatoes in season?
Oh, nevermind then. Okay, how about these apples & chicken with rice?
Any way to get a side of carrots with that?
Inform the chef that I’ll have the apples and chicken, with a side of carrots and some water.
And that should do it!
Oh wait… Is this the dessert menu?