Ahoy there!

Behold, I am the Dread Pirate Daphne.

And this is my sturdy vessel, “The Osh Kosh Revenge.“

Today, we’re off to explore the ENTIRE BLOCK!

You should probably handle your affairs, as we shall be gone on this voyage for 10, perhaps even 12, minutes.

Are you as excited as I am?

And, you know, I’d be even more excited if you could scare up a bottle o’ “Grogilac” for this here cupholder…

Wait!

We can’t go anywhere without the First Mate.

Now where has he run off to?

Mate!

Hey!  First Mate!

First Mate Jiiiiiiiib!

No idea where he went…

Oh…  There he goes.

I guess he’s staying home.

The furry lubber clearly fears the unbridled wrath of the Dread Pirate Daphne!

Now!  To the door, helmsman!

Very well.  Take your position at the helm.

And all ahead FULL!

Well done.  Steady as she goes…

j.s.