Meet GLaDOS, our new baby monitor:
This thing, while impressive in function, is slightly terrifying. It has a normal and an infrared camera, remote-controlled full range of motion, sound/movement alerts via text, a microphone and speakers so I can both hear and talk to Daphne, an app that allows me to view her on my cell phone, and it even plays
smooth jazz lullabies at the push of a button.
The problem is that it may or may not eventually flood our infant enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin.