The New Sitter
Meet GLaDOS, our new baby monitor:
“Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time…“
This thing, while impressive in function, is slightly terrifying. It has a normal and an infrared camera, remote-controlled full range of motion, sound/movement alerts via text, a microphone and speakers so I can both hear and talk to Daphne, an app that allows me to view her on my cell phone, and it even plays
smooth jazz lullabies at the push of a button.
The problem is that it may or may not eventually flood our infant enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin.
Smooth Jazz would have been nice!
I’m a terrible person! I couldn’t resist messing with Alex by calling his name thru the camera just now (while @ PB studio). He jerked his head up, stared at it, then proceeded to hide.