“What did you bring me today?”
“‘Nothing.’ Oh Daddy…that’s so funny.”
“No really. What did you get me?”
“Oh.”
“I see.”
“Well. I guess I don’t need anything…”
“It’s not like I’m important, or anything…”
“I guess it’s just you and me, Roger.”
j.s.
[And yes, once again all of these were taken over the span of roughly 20 seconds.]