So I have the ultra-mecha deluxe multipack assortment of cable channels from AT&T, basically because we had to in order to get
HBO Game of Thrones.
But what I didn’t realize is, this package came with something called, BabyTV.
It’s basically a low-budget Sesame Street that occasionally caters to the infant demo by showing lots of high-contrast patterns and shapes. (The purchasing power/disposable income of infants these days is staggering.)
And, according to Jen, the programming shown on BabyTV is capable of melting the mind of any adult who watches it for more than an hour.
Like Ringu, but with puppies.