Today I’m going to be demonstrating “Diaper Origami.”

We’ll start with one good sized diaper.  I’m using a Pampers size 3, but yours can be whatever.

First, carefully peel open the back.

Then perform a “mountain fold” along the center, while twisting the diaper clockwise.

Now deploy a “petal fold.”

Good.  Now pinch the top edge…

And crumple the left side down, a la Vincent Floderer.

Perfect.  Now we bite the corner to crimp everything in place.

While we get just a couple more household items.

Luckily, I have them right here.

First, some lotion.

Yes, this’ll do nicely.

We’ll also need…

Um…

Some…whatever this stuff is.

Sanitizer!  Yes!  We need this.

And apparently Dad supports censorship of the arts, because he just took all my stuff away.

Regardless, let’s go ahead and open up the diaper, carefully…

And we should have…what looks like a beautiful…

…jumbled mess.

I think I skipped a step…

j.s.