Color me very disappointed in May’s Loot Crate.  The theme this month was “Unity” and, sadly, it had nothing to do with Unity Kinkaid.

Let’s see what we’ve got…

Er, is that a Power Ranger?

Yes…yes it is.

Who the hell are Rick and Morty?

One of the only halfway decent items in the box.  Alas, I have an ice cube maker…

Really?  A sticker?

And…some superhero shoelaces.

This represented the only moderately relevant item this month. But what the hell do I do with a bunch of buttons?

Next month’s theme is “Cyber,” so hopefully it’ll be better than this time around.  You Loot Crate Poobahs have 2 more strikes before I cancel my subscription.

See you Monday,

j.s.